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Unironically Bad Music Videos from the beforetimes

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Sometimes your song needs a music video for context. Sometimes it doesn’t.

  • Spandau Ballet – Gold (1983)

#DefinitelyNotUrine

  • Wham! – Last Christmas (1984)

#LazyChristmasRegifting #HolidayDrunkenOrgy

  • Quarterflash – Harden My Heart (1981)

#PeterDinklage80sDoppelganger #SuddenPyromania

  • Bonnie Tyler – Total Eclipse Of The Heart (1983)

#What #Why

  • Corey Hart – Sunglasses At Night (1983)

#GetHimSunglasses #CrazyEyesDoNotBlink

  • The Human League – Don’t You Want Me (1981)

#DraculaNeedsARealJob

  • The Human League – Don’t You Want Me (1981)

#DraculaNeedsARealJob

  • Tears For Fears – Everybody Wants To Rule The World (1985)

#ButNoneOfThemKnowHowTheyEndedUpInThe Video

  • George Michael – Careless Whisper (1984)

#Chains #Ropes

  • Toto – Africa (1982)

#BurningDownLibrariesInAfrica

  • Billy Ocean – Caribbean Queen (1984)

#BetThatWasTheMostExpensiveScene

  • Yes – Owner Of A Lonely Heart (1983)

#No

  • Journey – Separate Ways (Worlds Apart) (1983)

#Beware #YouCannotUnseeThis

  • Flock Of Seagulls – I Ran (1982)

#TheyTriedSoHard #MaybeTooHard

  • Toni Basil – Mickey (1981)

#Eyes #Teeth

  • Eddie Money – Take Me Home Tonight (1986)

#EmptyArenaEnergy

  • Rick Astley – Take Me Home Tonight (1986)

#UnsynchronizedFingerGuns #TwirlingHairWhipping

  • Wham! – Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go (1984)

#ADHDWardrobeChoreography

  • Cutting Crew – (I Just) Died In Your Arms Tonight (1986)

#UnnecessaryBodyslams

  • Mr. Mister – Broken Wings (1985)

#AngstyGrownMan #SuchAngst

  • Chicago – Look Away (1988)

#DidTheseOldWhiteMenNailFeminismOrWhat #WishfulMisogyny

  • Toto – Rosanna (1982)

#DidTheseOldWhiteMenNailFeminismOrWhat #WishfulMisogyny

  • The Romantics – Talking In Your Sleep (1983)

#Perverts #WhatWereTheyThinking

  • Survivor – Eye Of The Tiger (1982)

#PeepShowPatrons